Haiku for Beginning Enamelists

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    September 28, 2011 7:24 AM EDT

    Grasshopper,

    I see that your lessons have taught you much and your contemplations have served you well. Now would you share your workshop notes with the rest of our info seeking community, who did not have the opportunity to attend the conference. You were guided by some extraordinary gurus.

     

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    September 28, 2011 8:01 PM EDT

    Mistress,

     

    This most humble servant will present his most unworthy work to you by year's end.

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    September 28, 2011 9:08 PM EDT

    Grasshopper,

    Thank you, I am not worthy..

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    October 5, 2011 5:41 PM EDT
    hahaha...since I am just starting with this too, I appreciate the "heads up", David.
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    October 24, 2011 10:46 PM EDT

    Beginner’s clumsy

    hands jiggle enamel all

    over the kiln floor.


    "The kiln was scary hot."

    “But no more,” says the student,

    “I’m a veteran.”

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    December 10, 2011 6:26 PM EST

    Bravo!

    and:

    Searing orange heat

    The salamander writhing

    Cool comes the phoenix

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    December 22, 2011 8:25 PM EST

    It must be the heat of the kiln that brings out the weird thoughts.

     

    THE JEWELLER

     

    I think I’ll enter an exhibition

    Whatever I make will be sold on commission

    All else in my life will be held in remission

    Until my crafted piece is in perfect condition

    Remember your goggles and handle with care

    Those acid solutions - just don’t breathe the air

    As you suffocate all while annealing your form

    Be ware ’cause that kiln can get ever so warm

    The features will be in transparent cloisonné

    To highlight my skills in repoussé

    With gold, of course, as the underlay

    Giving scant regard to my fiscal outlay

    Drawing the metal and weighing its mass

    The gold by the troy ounce, watch out for the gas

    As we turn on the burner to solder and flux

    Reticulation ’s the buzz word for us

    The set of the stones will all be in pave

    A style I learned while en française

    The task I’ll complete in less than a day

    Will be all those pearls I’ll concentrically lay

    Drilling a hole that will just take the screw

    Oil well the bit or you’ll snap it in two

    Make sure that your blades are all sharp or brand new

    Don’t cut off a finger whatever you do!

    A titanium chain would set it off well

    I’ll drill it and file it and heat it to hell

    I’ll rivet each link in a smooth spiral shell

    And then pray to God that the darn thing will sell! 

     

       Lyndan Blackman 

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    December 25, 2011 12:22 AM EST

    Thanks!  That made my day!

     

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    December 30, 2011 2:09 AM EST

    lovely.

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    January 14, 2012 10:36 AM EST

    Lyndan and David and Harry, you've all made my day. Thanks!

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    September 27, 2011 7:32 PM EDT
    Since I'm still a beginner at enameling (and I was bored at lunch today), I submit the following haiku to celebrate the "discoveries" all beginners get to make when learning this art:

    Basse-taille, Grisaille,
    Cloisonné or Champlevé.
    Parlez-vous Anglais?

     
    Hot-torch excitement,
    Plique-à-jour framework’s ready,
    Glass plops on the floor.


    Cloison boundaries
    carefully set cannot hold
    color explosion.


    Grains of glass soften,
    melt and fuse to eye’s delight.
    Oh, no! Overfire!


    Enamel fuses on brass
    in many-layered piece.
    Ping! Pang! Poing!  Darn zinc…